Autumn, 2017
With the Second Compulsory Education Bill passed, the over-30 virgins, male and/or female,
are obligated to attend the Adult High School that's run by the nation.
You all are living in the dark.
Congratulations.
You were selected to be the first student of the Adult High School.
...dark black as pitch.
How could he be a virgin at the age of 55?
I see... you, too.
Those who won't help themselves cannot get out of the dark forever.
A coward who didn't face the chance in front of them.
I'm sorry.
A fool who took a cheap safe measure and failed.
But there was a silver lining in the dark.
Though he perfectly has all the unfavorable factors in love,
Perfect Wadajima-san, with that beautiful lady,
last night, became a new member of the adult world in one go
to be the first to graduate from Adult High School.
Gosh!
However, she was initially targeting Cherrito-kun.
Don't call me Cherrito.
If he'd ever made a confession to her, Cherrito-kun would've graduated instead.
You're correct.
Would I?
However, he couldn't pluck up the courage and had poor judgement.
He is not capable of becoming an adult yet.
Thus...
We're going to have a test.
Question 1: List all the sexual positions you know.
Question 2: Draw the genitals of the opposite sex.
I could've have...
We're done grading. The person with the highest score is
Sasho-san. The score is 97.
Did I really?
He was perfect in knowledge about sex and an understanding of the different gender.
My accumulation of life experiences made a big difference.
How come you haven't been able to have it being as old as you are?
It could be such a big issue in a sense.
You should give some compliments to the first-ranked person.
By the way, the lowest score
was earned by Spare-san. 28 points.
Your answers are horrible.
To the question about adultery,
you answered adultery is culture.
Seriously?
She used to date male bosses who were all married.
Why do you like to date married guys?
Are you prepared for possible dog fights?
She isn't.
She prefers adultery, just because it's convenient.
What's that?
Himiko-san said a word.
In a relationship with a married man, she is not always with him, so she doesn' t need to face his shortcomings.
When she comes to hate him, she could split up without a fuss.
Even if he dumps her,
she wouldn't get hurt if she blames him for having a wife.
That means, she avoid having a real relationship.
You're deep, Himiko.
I came to that conclusion after reading many romance manga.
He didn't sleep with you in the first place, right?
You are a virgin, aren't you?
You have no job or income. You're a shut-in NEET.
I decided to be with him out of respect for my boss.
I had a sublime relationship with him
which was a different level from a normal relationship between a man and a woman.
Sublime, you say.
He only asked you out for dinner,
but you inquired of him if he's willing to divorce his wife.
You even took a selfie linking arms with him, stating that you're in a relationship.
Do you call that a sublime relationship?
Wow, a man wouldn't fall for a girl like that.
It's a painful fact of a pretty girl.
You should admit the truth...
that you want to be loved.
You're desperate to be with a man.
I'm telling you I'm not!
Let's pursue the essence of your problem in detail.
- Teacher Mochida. - Yes.
Let's start with Cherrito-kun.
Me first?
You scored 90 points in the exam. [Mochida Mamoru / Assistant Teacher]
You have the second highest score behind Sasho-san. [Mochida Mamoru / Assistant Teacher]
Especially your knowledge of the sexual positions and the female genital were excellent.
You don't have to say it out loud.
But your answers were too long and too boring.
Just like the text you sent me.
I have your text in the display right here.
Are you sharing my personal text with everyone?
His sense of elitism is very unpleasant and how he mentioned he's busy.
Who do you think you are, Cherry Boy?
Sakura-chan, you're torturing me.
First, you must start acknowledging your own value.
I must get out of this school sooner.
But, in order to do that...
Can I really have sex?
Adult High School Episode 2
The Cabinet Office made a new announcement
in response to the Second Compulsory Education Bill.
In response to the establishment of the Second Compulsory Education Bill,
under the direction of Prime Minister Iwashimizu,
the Cabinet office will cooperate with Ministry of Education and Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare...
It still looks like the center of attention.
Right.
Do you think our secrets are kept safe?
In this meeting, they're going to discuss about
the endearment enrollment for virgins over 30.
Why is everyone staring at me?
Did they find out?
We heard the rumor.
I heard you are summoned to the national top-secret project?
As we expected, you two are amazing.
By the way, Senior Director Nikaido of Kaiyo Electoric wants to have a meeting with you this evening.
For the evaluation of each company,
please check the document you have.
This concludes the report on the survey summary.
Do you have any questions?
It was a wonderful report. Right?
Yes, I'm convinced that the project has made one step forward.
It's reassuring if Eito-kun says so.
Since you're the man who is excessively cautious with everything.
So you're cautious in many ways.
If this project is successful, you're promoted to be an executive.
That's wonderful, Director Gonda.
With my naked body...
I mean, I'll lead the project to success with all my might.
By the way, it's about Adult High School...
Did you hear something about that?
Our lawyer was requested to be a teacher.
But I made a polite denial to the government.
I hear an experimental education for sexually inexperienced people has begun.
If that's true, I can't imagine how the students feel.
I couldn't tolerate the embarrassment.
I'm sure they feel humiliated.
If it was me, I might consider committing suicide.
Director Gonda and Eito-san,
let's work hard on the job.
Thank you for your hard work.
Good work, Director Gonda.
I'd like to go out for dinner with you again.
Ah, yes.
I had a good time that evening.
See you later.
See you.
I didn't feel alive. (I felt dreadful)
Director, can I ask you something?
What?
You asked Koharu out, but you couldn't achieve your first sex.
Is that why you entered the Adult High School?
Why do you ask that suddenly?
Koharu likes you, Director.
You had plenty of opportunities.
Somehow, I feel guilty to involve young ladies
in my selfish desire.
You have no obstacles to date since you're unmarried.
I know, but...
If you ask her out now...
Wait. I have to answer this call.
Yes, hello? What? Grilled eel on rice?
No, you have the wrong number.
There are many nice ladies at work in this city.
I am an elite who has a promising future.
My facial deviation value is easily over 60. (67-72 is considered as a very high GPA.)
But how come I'm not blessed with opportunities?
Please, I know you're very busy.
But you're the only one who can summarize the material.
I understand. I'll summarize it before the deadline.
You do nothing but helping me.
Oh, right.
- Here. - How to become a successful leader?
I thought this might help your job, Section Chief.
Ah, thank you.
Ouch. Such a turn off.
Are you using the bed I bought for you?
- What? Bed? - Of course.
A good night's sleep is a source of success.
My son enjoys it, too.
Your son and you look cute in sleep.
I bet the picture was taken by his wife.
That's too painful.
Let's go out for dinner again.
What? Not tonight?
It's my son's birthday.
See ya.
Hello.
Do you work at the trading company?
I do.
Was that the rumored boss of yours?
It's none of your business.
I asked you how did you spend from Thursday to Sunday when there was no classes.
I felt slight doziness after reading your report.
You only talked about work and hobbies and no talk about dating.
Himiko, if you have time to write a book report for a romance manga,
you should interact with a real person.
I have set a time to teach you directly about your body.
What? Body?
Teach us directly?
What and how far?
[Sports Event]
What? Sports?
What?
That's just a gym class.
Sports can cultivate the communication skills that are the basis of love
and the muscles and strength necessary for sex
which is the best tool.
According to my research, a body that is exhausted from working out
feels threatened of life,
and boosts sex hormones for tribal preservation.
Therefore, playing sports helps to increase sexual desire.
Makes sense.
Oh?
[I'm Shamoji Shitajima.]
Similar...
Our school recommends a school love.
School love?
Some of you are embarrassed for being a virgin.
But you don't have to worry about that in this school.
Because all the students are virgins here.
What is it?
That's the No.1 card.
Please give it to a person who is your most romantic interest in the class.
What if I'm not interested in anyone?
You must choose someone.
This is also a simulation class to convey your feeling to others.
Please take a good look at your classmates.
Be conscious of the opposite sex.
Now, change into your gym clothes and come to the athletic field.
This is too risky for me.
Although I'm in the top class in intelligence, I suffered a lot in sports.
To be humiliated again... I can't.
I have to escape from the humiliation.
This is it.
Ah, ouch.
Hey, are you alright, Eito?
I fell down the stairs yesterday, and I just hurt the same leg again.
In that case, please participate in a reasonable range.
Now, start your warm-up.
Okay. I'll be in your care.
Likewise.
What's wrong?
You have nice biceps, Brachii.
I worked out when I played baseball.
Isn't your dream to have your kid play for the major leagues?
Right. That's why my ideal woman is a lady who has a high athletic ability.
- I'm sorry. - Are you okay?
- We're stuck together. - Ouch. Are you alright?
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I'm sorry about the other day.
Listen... can you not tell anyone about my boss?
I think dating a married man is wrong.
Why are you being righteous suddenly?
What a boring man.
She is difficult to deal with.
She might be mad saying hurtful things just by pushing her back.
Then, how do I push?
Piano touch?
Feather touch? No, she might get the wrong idea.
Come on. Push my back already.
Sure.
The next is a physical fitness test.
Everyone, gather round!
This is bad.
The physical fitness test digitalizes one's fitness ability.
It's unbearable to be evaluated by a numerical value.
Aw... my leg.
I'm sorry. It's impossible to participate.
It can't be helped. Why don't you observe it?
Thank you.
What's wrong with the atmosphere?
Somehow, I look like a bad person.
Damn it. Why is my body so heavy?
I was a relay runner in middle school.
You did well.
You're pretty athletic.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
Everyone is working hard.
Except one.
This is bad.
If I am labeled as a lazy man,
I could be bullied in this school.
Oh? Is she feeling unwell?
This is my chance.
Are you okay?
I bet you're having a hard time at work and are stressed out.
Are you sleeping well?
What?
Let's go to the infirmary.
- But I can go alone. - No, I'm worried about you.
With this, I should be able to change my impression from lazy to kind.
Is it possible that you're stalking me?
What?
Meeting you in front of my company, was that a mere coincidence?
What are you saying, Spare Woman?
You're too self-conscious.
We met by chance on my way back from an important appointment.
You must be thirsty.
[ No.1 ]
I see.
You like me.
That's why you were worried for me.
What kind of situation is this?
Does she think I gave her the No.1 card?
I'm sorry.
I can't accept your feeling.
No. She didn't reject me just now, did she?
I only have Shiratori-san in my heart.
Who the heck is Shiratori-san?
He is amazing.
He is capable at work and he knows many celebrities.
I'm learning a lot from him.
As you know, I'm a capable career woman.
How should I know?
So Shiratori-san always relies on me.
Ah, sorry.
Is it painful for you to hear about him?
You know... actually I...
Are you okay, Spare-san?
A doctor should be here shortly.
I was tired from lack of sleep.
Cheerito-kun, go back to the class.
Oh, okay.
I think a kind man is charming.
What?
A man who helps a weak woman is way more attractive
than a man who runs in vain.
Really?
Isn't that what you wanted to hear?
Here. I took it back for you.
You should give it to a person you like.
A school love isn't just for students.
The love between a student and a teacher also exists.
What?
We're unmarried adults.
There shouldn't be any problem.
What's going on here?
It looks like two women are fighting over my No.1 card.
Am I being popular?
No, I'm not. Stay calm.
Just a crazy woman is teasing me.
I'm going back to observe the class.
So you're cheating after all.
I can't eat these.
I think I'm going to be sick.
I feel hungry after exercise.
Is that special service?
I feel happy. Thanks.
[Adult High School]
I can't do this anymore. I'm going to die.
Stop him!
Himiko!
Yeah!
You did it.
Okay, let's score another goal.
Don't worry, we can stop it next time.
Do you think the students are becoming somewhat positive?
Ah, is Spare-san okay?
Yes. The doctor said she was okay.
But I wonder why she doesn't make good use of that beauty.
How come she has a blind admiration for her male boss
and loses chances to be in love?
Her partner is a romance cult guru who has many experiences.
Romance cult guru?
I worked on the document all night,
so it will be done before the deadline.
He targets women who have ridiculously high self-esteem.
He pretends to be a important person, while he brainwashes them.
He domesticate many of his followers. He's an expert in the field.
If she is a follower,
it requires giving him gifts and donations.
P.S. I bought the latest Mac that you've been wanting, Section Chief.
Please look forward to your birthday.
He would suck the life out of her by using her as a go-fer or a sex slave.
An annoying woman like her, he would use her for buying gifts and taking care of his work.
So we need to reverse the brainwashing and bring her back.
Teacher Sakura, would you do it?
What? Me?
Teacher Pegasus has to take care of his five children.
I have to look after my five mistresses.
You can't use your mistresses as an excuse.
Teacher Pegasus is still young, and I'm impressed with your love observation skills.
Well, I've seen many cases like this.
Can you answer my question?
Yes. Thank you for your help.
Please accept this.
Okay, I'll take them all. In return...
I'll give you a 50 yen off coupon for our famous al-dente pasta bento.
Oh my, thank you so much.
This is great!
- Thank you. Will you be there? - Of course.
I'll definitely go there.
We have many types of bento.
Mr. Nikaido wants to see us urgently.
We have to go to Akasaka now.
Let's hurry.
I know this is a sudden, but there is a project meeting in New York next month.
Will you accompany me?
When next month?
We leave on Monday morning, second week of November. Then return on Wednesday night.
Ugh, we have classes from Monday to Wednesday in Adult High School.
I'm sorry. On those days...
we have to participate in the national project.
This project is also an important job that affects the national economy.
Do something.
I could pull some strings to excuse you from the project.
No, we can't bother you with our problem.
We will cope with it somehow.
No problem at all.
It is not permissible to miss school for reasons other than injury or illness
Those who violate the rule receive punishment such as imprisonment.
Why is the school so strict?
Maybe we should tell them we're sick.
In that case, a medical certificate of a hospital designated by the government is required.
Then, what else can we do?
Are you busy tonight?
(A hotel in NY you requested) I can't decide alone.
Can we meet and discuss?
I'd love to have a drink with you.
You should go, Director.
Koharu-san has feelings for you.
Please say yes.
Please graduate the school, Director.
And go with Senior Director Nikaido.
Your promotion lies with the project's success.
Y-You're right.
I wish you the best of luck.
Do you have a minute?
Why... are you here, Sakura-chan?
You're pretty bullish for the love of others.
You, too, need to graduate in order to complete the project.
I'd love to graduate right now, but how...?
There is a way.
Way?
I want you to release Spare-san from Section Chief Shiratori.
What?
You can save her again as her kind classmate.
But I'm not kind.
I only pretended to be kind. But you already know that.
Whether you pretended or not, you showed your kindness.
What?
It's better to have a sly person and reach out a hand,
than a kind person do nothing.
Even if it's superficial love, I prefer a person who I can embrace.
Women are realistic.
Nothing is going to start unless you take an action.
Eito-san, please save her so she can start a new love.
Are you telling me
to have sex with her?
When did I say that?
If you succeed, you would receive a reward.
Reward?
Sorry, you must think of me as impudent.
I'll take care of it myself somehow.
Wait, I'll go.
What?
As I thought, you're kind.
Superficial kindness, that is.
What a simple-minded person.
It's done.
[Shiratori ]
[At night, a meeting with Komaba Holdings]
[Ginza]
Ginza means, he should be at the Italian or the Japanese restaurant.
Where are you going?
Huh?
Going to Section Chief Shiratori?
So what if I am?
My GPA was 75 in college, the public doesn't need my analysis,
because they already know who you are.
A pathetic woman just conveniently used by her boss.
You can never get the reward you want.
Don't bother me.
I am going to deliver some materials for his work.
He will be impressed when he see this perfect document.
He will say this is something only his life partner can do.
Life partner?
Someone like the section chief will establish a company independently in the future.
If that happens, he wants me to support him as his right-hand person.
Your story reminds me of nagashi-somen (flowing noodles).
Huh?
You may think you're swimming gracefully in the water.
But the water just flows down.
No one cares to pick up the noodles
and dump in a bucket. How pitiful.
Just like you.
I'm sorry.
No matter how you try to convince me or how much you like me,
Section Chief Shiratori is no match for you.
I've never said I like you.
I feel annoyed when you ambush me like this.
Why is the annoying woman calling me annoying?
So please don't follow me around, okay?
Her every word irritates me.
I can meet a Cabinet minister?
There is a party for Tokyo University graduates.
He wants my advice on a government policy.
It would be a good experience for you.
Aren't you planning to establish your own business some day?
If that happens, I'd like to scout you to be my partner.
Really? I'm so happy.
Excuse me.
Ms. Sonobe?
I finished the document you asked.
Oh, thank you.
I won't do half-hearted work for you, Section Chief.
Who is this?
She is a talented subordinate I brought up.
I appreciate Komada Holdings' support as always.
What is Komada Holdings?
I thought you have a business meeting with Section Chief.
Oh my, Shirotori-san.
Did you use such an excuse to invite me?
In other words, am I being entertained by Sesano Tradings?
Please excuse me.
Hey, wait a second, Ms. Sonobe.
Please don't misunderstand.
She is a daughter of a congressman who introduced me to the Komada Holdings.
She is a great supporter of mine.
I know.
I'll process this as a business entertainment expense.
You saved me. Thank you for the document.
I keep thinking that I've been relying on you a lot.
If you need anything, please let me know.
Sorry to interrupt.
Huh?
You're a such convenient woman to him.
Convenient woman?
Don't you think that's rude?
Well, you're clearly lying.
You're pretending to be important, meeting with a Cabinet minister
and you even gave her a brand name gift.
You want her to be your partner?
How many people did you trick with the same words?
Who do you think you are?
I'm her classmate in high school.
Please Ignore him. He's just my stalker.
I'm not.
Even if you are right, this is a thoughtless love affair for him.
A man in a high position needs a break sometimes.
What is she saying?
Not only that, as his life partner,
I should show magnanimity in forgiving him for a small matter.
This is why you're no good.
Me?
This is the reason you're a spare and a virgin.
Virgin?
What in the world are you saying, Cherry Boy?
You're a cherry boy?
I am. But I couldn't watch you being humiliated.
Shiratori-san, I hate to be ignored during our date.
You see? She said it's a date.
Cherry-kun, you don't even understand a joke?
I'm in the meeting, so I'll let you handle him.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
It's fine.
Thanks.
You were seriously worried for me.
He chose that woman in front of me.
That proves everything.
[Section Chief Shiratori]
[ Delete the contact? ]
[ Deleted. ]
I feel pathetic.
You know... you can always talk to me when you're in trouble.
I have a suggestion, Cherrito-kun.
I'll give you a gift...
my virginity.
What?
Let's graduate Adult High School together.
I have an announcement.
Two more students are graduating from this school today.
Saito-san.
And Shinjo-kun.
Excuse me.
We have an announcement, too.
What? Are you serious, Eito?
Thanks to the No.1 card,
we became intimate.
Did you have sex?
Yes, last night.
Did you?
Congratulations.
I'm leaving first.
Let's report to the Principal and do the graduation procedure.
I see.
I'm happy for you.
Thanks to you, I can proudly report the achievement to the Cabinet.( Kakazu Kiichiro/Principal )
As for graduation, it's a self-reporting system,
but you'll be asked to answer a simple questionnaire.
Cherrito-kun, go to the home economics room.
Spare-san, go to the music room.
Good afternoon.
Hello.
Please come in.
How disappointing.
Cherrito-kun chose you over my reward.
How do you feel right now?
Well, I feel relieved of my burden.
Where was the location? His condo?
Love motel?
Room 1407 in Hotel Kurisentan Momo?
What time was the check in?
It was around 10 pm.
What time did you get in the bed?
We had a few drinks, so...
I think it was midnight.
Did you take a shower before sex?
Of course I did.
Can you describe the sexual act?
Was it intense?
Well...
It was the first time for both of us, so I groped my way.
Did you touch her breast?
I did.
Did she touch you, too?
Please describe in detail without hiding anything.
Good work, you two.
From time, place, to specific detail of the act,
there is no difference in your answers.
Then, we can graduate, can't we?
No. You have to prove to me.
Prove to you?
Your answers were perfectly matched
where and how you touched and were touched.
Seems like you arranged to tell the same story.
Not only that, in room 1407,
there is no evidence of using the soap and the towels.
As a school, we want to trust the words of students.
Please kiss in front of me right now.
Kiss?
Please kiss in front of me right now.
- Kiss? - Right here?
Since you were in bed together, you should be able to kiss.
Can you also touch her breast?
Do I have to do that?
You should be able to do it,
if you've met our graduation requirement.
Now... please prove it to me.
So you were lying, weren't you?
I'm sorry but I can't approve your graduation.
According to the school rule, if you claim a false report to graduate,
you have to accept any punishment.
Punishment?
I'll let you off this time, if you accept to be class president.
Class president?
On behalf of the students,
you'll be taking care of general affairs in the school.
You would be punished severely next time.
So please keep that in mind.
Yes, I want to visit him again.
If you come again, I'll give you extra.
- Really? - I'll definitely come.
Shall we go there now?
- We shall. - Let's go.
What am I doing?
I keep missing my chance. What do I do now?
Huh? Director?
Oh, right. I wonder how did it go with Koharu-san.
What an idiot I am!
By the looks of him, he failed miserably.
I wouldn't mind...
Eh?
if you kissed me,
or touched my breast.
But...
You don't mind doing those things with me?
I didn't mind earlier.
But I hate a man who has no guts.
If I had courage,
could I do it?
Could I have sex?